Aside from the nanny hanging herself, Damien’s birthday party in The Omen was pretty sweet.

vanjalen:

i love every part of this

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My friend just asked me if Game of Thrones was a cartoon.

I wish there was a comprehensive list of references that are made on Community.

I haven’t been to my doctor since October and I’m finally going in now. He is probably going to tell me I’m making terrible life choices

samanthabarxx:

"I’m a woman and I’m not offended by this, clearly it isn’t sexist!"

wow I didn’t realise you were the singular spokesperson for 3.5 billion people of different ages, races, religions, backgrounds, sexual orientations, social classes, and cultures, I’m so sorry

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I once bought an incense burner that was advertised as “changes color.” And by “changes color” they meant “gets dirty.”

deeeeaaan:

Game of Thrones Wedding Cake

oh yeah lets just have a game of thrones themed wedding

what can possibly go wrong?

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epicsovereign:

yo im selling this alpine sofa. starting price is 2400 bells inbox me if youre interested

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thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

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I know Ty Burrell stars in Modern Family, several kids movies, and like 37 different commercials but when ever I see him all I can think about is his role in Dawn of the Dead.

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weloveshortvideos:

THIS COP IS TOO REAL - Vine by Officer Daniels

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