I just made myself a Shirley Temple. I am an adult.
Today, when I was in NYC, I saw a bee try to get into a taxi. Lazy bees these days.
Ugh. I have to go drive in NYC right now. I can’t get out of it. It is so stressful.
Let’s take this
and put it in
yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?
Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.
yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?
I am so tired. It has been a long day. I went to the beach, which I am not at all built for, and then went on a sort of date. Oh my god. Just…. jesus. It was real bad. My friend pushed me into it. So awkward. If she had known the guy she probably would not have pushed haha.