Aside from the nanny hanging herself, Damien’s birthday party in The Omen was pretty sweet.
My friend just asked me if Game of Thrones was a cartoon.
I wish there was a comprehensive list of references that are made on Community.
I haven’t been to my doctor since October and I’m finally going in now. He is probably going to tell me I’m making terrible life choices
"I’m a woman and I’m not offended by this, clearly it isn’t sexist!"
wow I didn’t realise you were the singular spokesperson for 3.5 billion people of different ages, races, religions, backgrounds, sexual orientations, social classes, and cultures, I’m so sorry
I once bought an incense burner that was advertised as “changes color.” And by “changes color” they meant “gets dirty.”
I know Ty Burrell stars in Modern Family, several kids movies, and like 37 different commercials but when ever I see him all I can think about is his role in Dawn of the Dead.