I just found an old forum post, started by my Ex, asking advice on how to best control or “encourage” me to change my appearance to his liking. 

The post is long dead… but I can’t help but want to bust in there.

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Ugh. I was lucky enough to attend San Diego comic con once. Problem is, it was before I was interested in anything that was there. I was pretty young. I had to pretend my name was Murray. It was a confusing time.

There was an elderly couple, who were friends with my grandmother, that had weekend passes or whatever. They decided they didn’t want to go for all of the days. My cousin and I then assumed their identity and wore the passes with their names on them. My cousin made me paranoid that we would get into a lot of trouble if we were caught.

Ugh. I was lucky enough to attend San Diego comic con once. Problem is, it was before I was interested in anything that was there. I was pretty young. I had to pretend my name was Murray. It was a confusing time.

kosherqueer:

*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd

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visual-poetry:

»diptychs« by tim youd, who retypes entire novels on single sheets of paper.

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My friend needed help fixing her moped. She enlisted the help of another friend of hers. In lieu of payment, she bartered for my presence on a double date type deal. I was not part of the decision making equation. I can’t help but think of…

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I was just scrolling through gifs on here when I come across one that is tagged “lesbian”. In this gif the woman is sucking the biggest dick I’ve ever seen in my whole life.

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dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild

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You usually don’t keep your pants on for too long…

My Mother

So the guy I had my first semi-sexual relationship with is apparently a big feminist now. I can’t help but remember when he said he would only “date” me if I gained weight to fit his “dream girl” image.

Why am I always running into the Batmobile? At least he is a fairly courteous driver.