I just made myself a Shirley Temple. I am an adult.

birdtouch:

colornbian:

what

TOMORROW WE ENTER THE VOID 

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showersofoaths:

Me whenever I visit people’s houses

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I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25  (via sherlokided)

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youarereadingthistextnow:

haloswingsandautocorrect:

For the love of God, Cas

ME SO HAPPY

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Today, when I was in NYC, I saw a bee try to get into a taxi. Lazy bees these days.

priscillapricey:

gryzio:

d-hizzle:

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

danish tv is the best thing ever

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Ugh. I have to go drive in NYC right now. I can’t get out of it. It is so stressful.

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

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mildlyalice:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

duckscrymoo:

Let’s take this 

image

and put it in 

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yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?

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I am so tired. It has been a long day. I went to the beach, which I am not at all built for, and then went on a sort of date. Oh my god. Just…. jesus. It was real bad. My friend pushed me into it. So awkward.  If she had known the guy she probably would not have pushed haha.

prettybluescarf:

I’M NOT ASKING FOR “AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!”

I’M JUST ASKING FOR “AND THEY LIVED.”

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