People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild

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You usually don’t keep your pants on for too long…

My Mother

So the guy I had my first semi-sexual relationship with is apparently a big feminist now. I can’t help but remember when he said he would only “date” me if I gained weight to fit his “dream girl” image.

Why am I always running into the Batmobile? At least he is a fairly courteous driver.



You came to the right neighbourhood, new best friend!

This is the best thing ever!!!

This can’t be good.


the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls" is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS

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Salvador Dali, Woman with a Head of Roses, 1935

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Am I the only one who finds this juice packaging creepy?

When I was 15, I went with about 10 friends to see the second Pirates of the Caribbean movie. I didn’t really want to go. We ate at a restaurant near the theater first. If you have ever been out to eat with a bunch of 14-15 yr olds you know how taxing that can be. I got into a pissy mood and decided I wanted a drink. I didn’t think I would actually get. I planned on saying “non-alcoholic margarita  please” if he was suspicious, The waiter was just like alrighty. Didn’t even question it. I felt like a badass but was also kinda confused. Ive always looked waaaaay older than I am…. but my friends sure as shit didn’t. Did he maybe think I was the fucking chaperone? Bothers me to this day lol





AYI is changing how dating sites work by connecting people through their interests and friends. AYI’s goal is to revolutionize the online dating industry by creating more thoughtful and meaningful connections. 

GUYS! REALLY COOL TRICK create an account on this website and select male and select an age somewhere between 35-50 and err, i wont spoil it for you. Just take a look!! 

Use this link if you’re from: The US or Canada.

Use this links if you’re from: UK or Ireland.

Use this link if you’re from: Australia, NZ, and others.

The links are very important, otherwise you won’t see the trick.

(also this is a real neato dating site btw)

this is where I met my boyfriend lmao…. and holy fucking shit how is this trick not known in public???? oh my god tumblr you never disappoint


if its not working you probs used the wrong link

So I didn’t feel like going through the trouble of creating an account but I was curious. Really wish I didn’t bother searching. So gross…

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i love cats so much every time i see a cat anywhere i try to get it to come to me and i point out every cat i see while i’m in a car and i talk about my cat all the time and think about other people cats i love cats

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