themysticmonster:

Figma Dawn of the Dead

I am at a psychiatrist’s office. A guy is making an appointment for a month from now.
He jokes “I’ll be alive then! I’ll be alive!” The shitty shitty receptionist says
“You sure about that? You seem pretty confident.”

The finished product!!

The cooked pumpkin seeds

We are going to bake the seeds!

I am carving a pumpkin with my friend Nas! More photos to follow!

My Grandmother thinks that Obama was hired by the Chinese government to use U.S soldiers to kill the american people this October. 

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

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Look at my cute socks :)

semolavanpeltpan:

tithegirl:

shiips:

apolkadottedowl:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

I would have loved to see his reaction if the owl had flown right back in the window.

The owl is so menacing omg

reblog forever because owls are both the best thing ever and beyond terrifying.

Hahahahaha!! I want 50 of them.

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gaming-and-shit:

*restarts entire game*

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I am not acting like myself at all today. I was at Bed Bath and Beyond and was checking out the clearance candles. A lady next to me made a little eugh sound after smelling a candle. I chuckled and said “I guess that’s why they’re on clearance.” We then briefly chatted about candles. What is going on. I am usually afraid of my own shadow when I’m at stores by myself lol.

I have not been on tumblr much recently. I have just been so busy with random crap. My mother got a double hip replacement in the beginning of august. She was in rehab for almost two weeks and I drove down to visit her almost everyday. Then she came home and I had to help her 24/7. Thankfully she wasn’t completely helpless but it was still a lot. Just about everyday I had to take her to multiple appointments and just be with her all day.

THEN my grandmother came to visit for a week. Oh god. That…. was rough. She is pretty fucking racist and shitty.  However, I am currently the golden child so she wasn’t shitty in a personal way towards me.

Today was my mothers first day back to work. So it was the first day I could be alone, for an extended time, in two months. I am so tired. In general.

gaydicks420:

the sims 4 announcements are so bleak and depressing out of context 

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I know that I’m an adult, but I need a higher level adult.

words that just left my lips and describe my current life. (via enjolrastopheles)

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